Your A Wanker, If Anyone Is

She said she wanted to get high; he took her to the tallest hill in town.




She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink; he gave her a twelve-pack of caffeinated Pepsi, and said “Drink up.”



She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face; he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face and helped her pull the trigger.



She said that she wanted to cut herself; he took a Polaroid picture of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.



She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep; he had her watch a sad, romantic

movie before bed.



She said that she wanted to be alone; he gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone.”



She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her always; he asked when he wasn’t.

--wow