We Are Slowly Starting to Resemble Them

-I dont know if any of you have realized, but im sure youve all played a little “sport” i call Wii Baseball. Well, have you ever noticed how that little modernized japanese looking charector catches the ball?
-First they stick theyre arms very dramatically out to the left.-Then they catch the ball, looking away from the “camera”
-And finally, the slowly (might i add, creepily) turn their heads toward the “camera”
-Dont you find that weird?And how, may i ask… can the wii charectors be so american looking, but have you ever noticed that they all manage to somehow look a tad japenese? We are slowly being morphed into looking Japanese. We, as stupidheads will start to think that this is the right way to look cause our Wiis tell us it is. Plastic Surgeons everywhere will be extremly greatfull. I may have to invest in this.
-Also, whenever a “guest” comes on to your team they are also japanese looking.
-And nobody can pronounce their names.
-So I think that a manufacturor as smart as the Wii’s would be a little less biased to their guest charectors. That would sell way better. …Ok this has nothing to do with the marketing aspect, but at least I would be a little more satisfied