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I have this weird problem. I'm scared of a common TV actor. I'm scared of Robin Williams. Ever since I watched License to Wed at Rachel’s house, I have been terrified of him. Reverend Frank gives me the creeps. I used to have nightmares, and shortly after that, I realized something; HES FRIGGIN EVERYWHERE!!! This was the biggest joke in 8th grade because it was so true. I (and everyone else) started noticing him in the randomest places.
We would silently whisper to each other that "Robin Williams is everywhere." In the middle of tests. We’d scream it across the hall at each other, yea we were idiots but we had so much fun with this.
He was in that movie, When Dreams May Come (or something like that) the one where his wife commits suicide after his death and he goes down to hell to save her. Yea, he has a little boy attitude. He may be cute for an old man, but there is something wrong in his head.
He also had a notable performance in Night at the Museum, as the guy on the horse. And who can forget Mrs. Doubtfire? I can, that stuff was creepy. The point is that you cant watch TV for long without coming across Robin Williams. And he is usually playing the weirdest characters. Which is why we got an idea.
We were gonna set him up with our Algebra teacher. That was insane. We really didn’t like her and I remember one morning when my friend Jason told her she should die. And we did die, but just of hysterics (she was old anyways, and I know some of you did that to Ms Greenberg). Everytime she was late and someone would ask where she was, wed answer "She’s with Robbie" we even wrote a "rap" about them.
Even during the summer, he lived on. I would always be at my mom’s office listening to slacker.com which is a free online radio that matches up the artist on your playlist to similar ones(awesome). So I developed an addiction to comedy over the summer and was introduced to awesome comedians. Like Demetri Martin, Mike Birbiglia, and Dane Cook. Well, I was listening one great morning and guess what starts playing? A Robin Williams track. I screamed, literally, cause I didn’t expect that.
But now he is on his deathbed (he is still there, right?) in a nearby hospital. And we say:: You had a great run , Robby Williamz, Ms Zuck will be with you shortly.